He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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