We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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