you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
FUCK WHALES
wow bdsm is so cute
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
