planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
