you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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