Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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