1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My vagina is very pro this idea
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
