Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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