So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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