He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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