Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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