so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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