He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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