Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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