Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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