so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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