i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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