Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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