Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
