do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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