Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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