at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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