The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
And then he peed in my hair
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