What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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