Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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