Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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