so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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