adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We're too hungover to prance.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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