week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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