But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we're making bets on your personal life
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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