remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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