But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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