try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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