we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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