i just wanna soil my oats bro
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
