I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
