I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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