Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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