I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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