oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Randomize
