Please, let me fuck your mom
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
