so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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