Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
