Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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