oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This girl is more easily done than said...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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