do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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