Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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