What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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