I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Randomize
