Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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