My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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