Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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