what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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