turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
this hospital has no fireball
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
